1 00:00:13,287 --> 00:00:16,279 ( 2 00:00:29,807 --> 00:00:33,846 3 00:00:33,887 --> 00:00:37,038 4 00:00:37,807 --> 00:00:41,686 5 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:45,801 6 00:00:45,847 --> 00:00:49,840 7 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:54,364 - - (cheering) 8 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:58,286 - - Football. Football. Football. Football. 9 00:00:58,327 --> 00:01:01,524 - - Football. Football. Football. Football. 10 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:03,956 Football. Football. Football. 11 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:04,996 DJ. 12 00:01:05,047 --> 00:01:07,038 Football. Racing driver. 13 00:01:08,207 --> 00:01:09,959 Football. Football. 14 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:11,645 Football! 15 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:16,956 There's just one tiny, little problem. 16 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:20,044 If anyone's watching, me game just falls apart. 17 00:01:20,087 --> 00:01:22,362 I play like a right muppet. 18 00:01:22,407 --> 00:01:25,319 "Performance anxiety", it says in this book. 19 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:28,165 Something not right with me motor neurones. 20 00:01:28,207 --> 00:01:30,801 I just call it cacking me pants. 21 00:01:30,847 --> 00:01:32,838 I'm a tiger. 22 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:35,527 I'm a serial killer. 23 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:38,240 I'm Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. 24 00:01:38,727 --> 00:01:40,718 I'm a terminator. 25 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,361 I'm... I'm... 26 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,204 I'm nobody. 27 00:01:49,287 --> 00:01:51,960 28 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:56,000 29 00:01:57,887 --> 00:02:03,280 30 00:02:19,647 --> 00:02:21,046 Jimmy! 31 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:27,244 Hey, Jimmy, come and have a look at this. 32 00:02:27,287 --> 00:02:30,359 (dogs bark) 33 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:39,477 Hey! Look! 34 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,806 All right, there, kid? 35 00:02:45,847 --> 00:02:49,396 This is me new friend, Johnny. Johnny, this is our Jimmy. 36 00:02:49,447 --> 00:02:51,438 Mam. With a new boyfriend. 37 00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:58,166 A nugget. A total golden nugget. 38 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:01,122 Tell me you don't fancy him. 39 00:03:01,607 --> 00:03:03,882 Tell me. You bloody hate bikes. 40 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:06,964 - So what do you think? - You hate bikes. 41 00:03:07,847 --> 00:03:09,838 I never said that. 42 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,883 I didn't. 43 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,766 Genuine article, this. Harley-Davidson. 44 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,357 Eight grand that'd cost you. Customised. 45 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,680 Jimmy's into football. 46 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,126 Me, too! 47 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:30,438 Look out, Jamie! Man on! 48 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:33,479 - (groans) - (Mam) Johnny! Careful. 49 00:03:34,927 --> 00:03:36,918 Golazzo! 50 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,878 - What? - Johnny, he's only a kid. 51 00:03:41,927 --> 00:03:45,602 He's all right. You're all right, aren't you, Jamie? 52 00:03:45,647 --> 00:03:48,366 Sorry, love. Don't know me own strength. 53 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:53,317 I could teach him some kung fu. Take him down the dojo. 54 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:57,883 Make him into a right little hard nut. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Eh? 55 00:03:57,927 --> 00:03:59,918 (inhales deeply) 56 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,958 (exhales) 57 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:07,006 Cobra, eh? 58 00:04:08,527 --> 00:04:10,199 (growls) 59 00:04:13,327 --> 00:04:14,646 The tiger. 60 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:23,119 All right. How about this one, then? 61 00:04:24,487 --> 00:04:26,478 (inhales) 62 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,518 (exhales noisily) 63 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,917 Orang-utan. 64 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:34,400 Oo-oo-oo! 65 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:36,438 - Oo-oo-oo! - (giggles) 66 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:42,517 - How 'bout that cup of tea you promised? - Oh, yeah. 67 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:44,956 We're going inside, love, for a cup of tea, all right? 68 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:47,805 (Johnny) You'll want to carry on playing for a bit, won't you, Jamie? 69 00:04:47,847 --> 00:04:49,838 Do you want your ball? 70 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,646 Nice shot. 71 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,558 Now, then. 72 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:12,162 That's it. Your chakra is just here, right? 73 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:14,718 Can you feel it? 74 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:17,042 (laughs) Yeah. 75 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:20,520 - I think I can. - Oh, it's very tense. 76 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:24,116 I think you've got a bit of energy needs releasing. 77 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,761 - (laughs) - (door closes) 78 00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:30,842 (Mam) Jimmy. Come on in, love. 79 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:32,764 Johnny's just, erm... 80 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:36,436 - (chuckling) He's just leaving. - Eh? Am I? 81 00:05:38,607 --> 00:05:40,837 Oh, yeah, right. I get you. 82 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,115 - I'll see you later, then. - Yeah. 83 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:07,359 He's a nice bloke. He makes me laugh. 84 00:06:12,687 --> 00:06:14,678 Give us an 'ug. 85 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:26,998 That's better. 86 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:31,199 (Johnny outside) Hey! What's all that w... Ohh! 87 00:06:31,247 --> 00:06:34,557 Oh, no, that's not a Night Rider, is it? Ohhh! 88 00:06:39,087 --> 00:06:41,282 (boy) Danny! Wait up, Danny. 89 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:44,399 Being a City fan in the heart of a Man U jungle... 90 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:48,076 ... puts me on the endangered species list here at Greenock High School. 91 00:06:50,447 --> 00:06:52,039 United! 92 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:56,000 Meet Psycho, class-A nutter. Noo problem with his motor neurones. 93 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:06,127 Gordon Burley. Gorgeous Gordon Burley. That's what all the girls call him. 94 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,803 I call him whatever it takes to avoid a good kicking. 95 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:11,198 Filthy! 96 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:16,246 Look at him. 97 00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:21,364 - All right, Wirral. How you doing, mate? - Fine, thanks. 98 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:24,078 That's not what we heard. 99 00:07:25,127 --> 00:07:29,200 Dad says governors have got their eye out for another PE teacher. 100 00:07:31,607 --> 00:07:36,078 - (Psycho) You're finished. - Yeah, you have a nice day, Mr Wirral. 101 00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:40,006 Remember, smile and the whole world smiles with you. 102 00:07:40,047 --> 00:07:42,641 But fart and you're on your own. 103 00:07:45,327 --> 00:07:47,318 (laughter) 104 00:08:04,087 --> 00:08:06,078 So who's the new girl? 105 00:08:06,127 --> 00:08:09,164 Kind of weird-looking, but kind of amazing, too. 106 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:12,317 Whoa! She's smiling at me! 107 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:18,602 My day is complete. Jimmy Grimble. What a nice surprise. 108 00:08:19,127 --> 00:08:22,881 Missed you on the way in. How you doing, City boy? 109 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:26,405 - A lot better without a kicking from you. - Get him! 110 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,439 (Freestylers: Feel The Panic) 111 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:30,283 112 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:32,761 113 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:36,885 114 00:08:36,927 --> 00:08:37,996 115 00:08:38,047 --> 00:08:40,322 116 00:08:49,607 --> 00:08:51,484 117 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:53,404 There's no way out now. 118 00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:55,005 All right, Grimble? 119 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,924 Well, well. 120 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:59,481 121 00:08:59,527 --> 00:09:02,917 Bag looks it could do with a wash, mate. 122 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:06,035 Get him! Get him! 123 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,237 Look! That's it. 124 00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:12,646 Look! 125 00:09:14,607 --> 00:09:16,962 How d'you like that, eh, Grimble? 126 00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:19,760 Muppet! See you next time. 127 00:09:19,807 --> 00:09:22,002 - (laughter) - You muppet! 128 00:09:45,927 --> 00:09:48,441 - Blue, eh? - Er, yeah. 129 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:21,517 Well, if your motor neurones are all cocked up like mine... 130 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:24,161 ... you've gotta reduce the odds a bit, haven't you? 131 00:10:26,607 --> 00:10:30,156 Bingo. Noobody here, just me and the goalpost. 132 00:10:30,687 --> 00:10:33,247 Oh, except The Cat, of course. 133 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,437 The Cat: Casper Higgins. 134 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:40,363 Fastest pair of hands in Manchester... 135 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:44,400 ... especially if there's a wallet lying around. 136 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:55,675 Elvis. Midfielder... 137 00:10:55,727 --> 00:10:57,718 ... and 40-a-day smoker. 138 00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,837 A man in total control(!) 139 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:03,878 (hawking, spit) 140 00:11:04,687 --> 00:11:08,396 You little shite. Try anything like that with that notice again... 141 00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:12,042 ...and you are... - Look out. Wirral. 142 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,758 You'll be dead. 143 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:18,080 - Later, Grimble. - (Wirral) Right, six-a-side. 144 00:11:18,127 --> 00:11:21,802 Six-a-side? I'm on the bloody team. 145 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:25,400 You don't have to be Einstein to work that one out. 146 00:11:25,447 --> 00:11:31,044 Well, sub at least. And that's worth getting a faceful of gob any day. 147 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:33,237 Are we ever gonna get this sports centre built? 148 00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:35,755 More events. An autumn fair, perhaps. 149 00:11:35,807 --> 00:11:38,275 We raised almost �2,000 at the last one. 150 00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:41,524 - Rather more than that, I'm afraid. - How much? 151 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,842 - 90,000. - (doorknob rattles) 152 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,161 Hey! 153 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:48,643 I've started ringing round, but angels are hard to find. 154 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:52,236 Hello! What's the matter wi... Who's in there? 155 00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:54,678 Hello! 156 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:58,005 What do you want? I'm in a meeting. 157 00:11:58,607 --> 00:12:00,325 See? Empty. 158 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,517 Bloody empty. 159 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:06,719 Aglow with trophies that was in my day. You know, aglow with trophies. 160 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,678 We won the Manchester Schools Cup. 161 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,287 Well, we nearly won it, didn't we, Sniveller? 162 00:12:11,327 --> 00:12:15,957 Manchester Schools Cup, lost in the final. But it got me a trial with Crewe Alex. 163 00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:18,475 Crewe Alex-bloody-andra. 164 00:12:18,527 --> 00:12:22,600 - This afternoon, Sniveller phones me up. - (whispers) Will you stop? 165 00:12:22,647 --> 00:12:26,083 "What's one of those rubbish trucks of yours cost?" he says. 166 00:12:26,127 --> 00:12:31,599 I said "I don't know, why? About 100,000. What do you want to know for?" 167 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,444 And what do you say? 168 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:38,003 What? Well, I say "Perhaps you can renew one less this year." 169 00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:40,163 Bloody funny, eh? Bloody funny! 170 00:12:41,487 --> 00:12:43,478 But it got me thinking. 171 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:47,039 How do I run my business? Eh? 172 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:50,716 How do I keep these lads of mine shovelling shite all day? 173 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:54,956 Carrot. 174 00:12:56,727 --> 00:12:59,480 Carrot, stick, carrot, stick, carrots. 175 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:03,324 So here's a bloody big carrot for you. 176 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:07,804 Get to the finals of the Schools Cup and I won't just give you a few thousand... 177 00:13:07,847 --> 00:13:09,599 ...l'll give you the lot. 178 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:11,763 The whole bloody lot. 179 00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:14,998 90 grand. How's that? 180 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:24,924 So, er... what's the stick? 181 00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:29,078 There is no stick. 182 00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:43,278 The downer about Gorgeous is that the plonker can play football. 183 00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:45,477 He really, really can. 184 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,726 Come on, come on. 185 00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:56,119 I'm Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, I'm a terminator, I'm... I'm... 186 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,282 ...l'm dead. 187 00:14:00,127 --> 00:14:02,118 (grunts) 188 00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:05,800 - Yes! - (blows whistle) Disallowed. 189 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:09,522 Piss off, Wirral, there's nothing wrong with that goal. 190 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,206 - What did you say? - You heard. 191 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:16,001 Anyway, what are we all playing poxy six-a-side for? 192 00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:19,084 There's only twelve of us. We're all on the team, aren't we? 193 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:22,199 Not all of you. And I'm not having players with your sort of attitude. 194 00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:25,444 Right, I'm sending you off. Get off the pitch. 195 00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:26,966 - Make me. - Get off the pitch! 196 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:29,362 - Make me! - Do you wanna go to the headmaster? 197 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:31,716 - Do you? - Not bothered, Wirral. 198 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:35,278 Right. 199 00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:37,477 - (spits) Wazzock. - (laughter) 200 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:40,485 - Shut it, Grimble. - I didn't say anything. 201 00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:43,837 It was worth it in the end, weren't it, Burley, eh? 202 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,639 You did what?! 203 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:48,247 I bloody told him, stood up to the little bastard. 204 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:53,520 I said "You, you are not on my team." And you know what? It felt really good. 205 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:58,286 - What? - (doorknob rattles) 206 00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:08,126 What? 207 00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:14,478 Back on the team, me. Cheers, sir. 208 00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:18,725 The new Michael Owen, this, you know. The new Owen. 209 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:22,115 You've not got kids, have you? 210 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,678 Good night, Sniveller. 211 00:15:24,727 --> 00:15:29,596 What do you want for your tea, Son? We'll get something on the way home. 212 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:33,640 He is our best player. We've all got to be practical these days, Eric. 213 00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,678 Shades of grey. 214 00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:39,199 So, who are we up against first round? 215 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:41,556 - Wreckingham. - Wreckingham? Walk in the park. 216 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,202 (laughs) More of a run in the park with Rottweilers. 217 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:50,002 218 00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:53,764 219 00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:57,040 220 00:15:57,367 --> 00:16:00,359 - - (one person applauds) 221 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,926 - What's your name? - Jimmy. 222 00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:11,565 - Jimmy what? - Jimmy Grimble. 223 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:16,522 Nice underwear, Jimmy. That's a good look. 224 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:20,438 (laughs) 225 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:29,320 No, 4D. Not B. D. 226 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,766 D for... 227 00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:32,684 ...friggin' disaster. - (phone rings) 228 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:36,083 - Mam, guess what! - (man on radio)... disaster from here. 229 00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:38,083 - I've got it! - Oi, you listening, Donna? 230 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:43,326 - I told you ten minutes five minutes ago. - Jimmy! Buddy. Great to see you, kid. 231 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:47,963 Listen, your mam's gonna help us out on the night shift. 232 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,805 Yeah. You go on home, love. 233 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:55,082 So, er... go and get yourself some chips, eh? 234 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,560 - It's 1.50 with a drink. - (chuckles) 235 00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:01,598 Piss off. 236 00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:05,719 - I just wanted to... - No, I told you. 237 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,839 I've just said you're at the bottom of the road, so you'd better hurry up. 238 00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:14,007 (man on radio) OK, I'm going! Then I'll sign off for half an hour, all right? 239 00:17:14,047 --> 00:17:16,038 All right. 240 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,997 - (phone rings) - You all right? 241 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:34,561 - Oh, yeah. - Night Owl. 242 00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,078 (chatter and laughter) 243 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:56,086 - Grimble! Excellent! - Yeah, I fancy a piss. 244 00:17:56,847 --> 00:17:59,566 - Get here! - Go on, get him, Gordon! 245 00:17:59,607 --> 00:18:01,279 Don't let him get away! 246 00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,044 Keep hold of him! 247 00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:12,478 Get him! 248 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,678 Where is he? 249 00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:20,918 Where is he? 250 00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:25,878 (voices) 251 00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:28,919 - In here! Come on. - He's here, back here. 252 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:33,836 Getting away, come on! He's getting off! He's getting off! 253 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,758 Down here. 254 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,964 Where are you, knobhead? 255 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:54,365 - Come on. - (Gorgeous) Jimmy! Jimmy! 256 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:58,806 Come out! Come out, wherever you are. 257 00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:03,605 (Gorgeous continues talking above) 258 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:07,322 (Gorgeous) Psycho, come here. Look at this. 259 00:19:15,127 --> 00:19:18,164 - Jimmy, I know you're here somewhere. - (footsteps) 260 00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,198 (voices fade) 261 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,758 I'd best be off, but thanks for your help. 262 00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:25,877 (clattering) 263 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,078 (thunder) 264 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,118 (crowd cheers) 265 00:19:45,487 --> 00:19:47,478 I've been thinking. 266 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:53,803 You're the one that's been playing outside, aren't you? 267 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,680 Right little wizard with the ball. 268 00:19:56,727 --> 00:20:00,686 - Sometimes. - Only sometimes? 269 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:05,357 I've been reading this book. It's me motor neurones, they're too active. 270 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,645 Oh. 271 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:10,678 That's it, is it? 272 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,437 You'd better have those. 273 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,281 It's all right, I've got a pair, thanks. 274 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,918 Not like those. 275 00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,598 Those are special. 276 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,566 How's that, then? Are they magic or something? 277 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,598 Magic? 278 00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:45,561 Magic boots? Brilliant. 279 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:47,958 Just what I need. 280 00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:05,520 I just wanted to know you were both all right, that's all. 281 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:06,716 Well, I am all right. 282 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,997 Harry. Me mam's ex-fella. 283 00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:12,642 284 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:17,557 285 00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:22,600 286 00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:25,445 Works in removals. He certainly took me mam's heart away. 287 00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:28,877 288 00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:31,395 He's got that kind of smile that can get anyone to do anything... 289 00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:34,007 ...even support Man City. - 290 00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:36,959 - Programme! Official programme! - Hi, Bob. 291 00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:39,237 Who's that? Harry? There you go, mate. 292 00:21:39,287 --> 00:21:42,962 - No, I'm gonna need two today. - Oh. There you go, mate. 293 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:47,558 Cheers. You know, Bob here hasn't missed a game in 40 years. 294 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,996 And never seen 'em score yet! 295 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,327 - Adi�s. - Programme! 296 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,039 (crowd cheers) 297 00:21:55,087 --> 00:21:59,922 298 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,196 299 00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:10,842 "Please adore me" 300 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:16,681 the moon had turned to gold 301 00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:21,880 - - I think blue's gonna be your colour. 302 00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:24,725 - - Go on. 303 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:27,679 Look, I won't tell her you asked for it. 304 00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:31,037 - - I'll tell her you begged for it! 305 00:22:31,087 --> 00:22:33,362 He cared about me and me mam. 306 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,318 He really did. There was only one problem. 307 00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:47,199 308 00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:51,478 He was already married. 309 00:22:51,527 --> 00:22:53,006 Kath. 310 00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:59,924 - Bastard! - 311 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:02,640 We're fine, so you can go on back to your wife, can't you? 312 00:23:02,687 --> 00:23:04,678 Donna... 313 00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:08,687 You've not found someone else, have you? 314 00:23:08,727 --> 00:23:11,764 What if I have? You're not jealous, Harry? 315 00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:15,198 No. 316 00:23:21,887 --> 00:23:23,878 (sighs) 317 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,603 Jimmy. All right, kid? 318 00:23:44,807 --> 00:23:46,798 What a season, eh? 319 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:51,923 - You been going much? - No. I'm late. 320 00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:55,078 Jimmy... 321 00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:58,318 Yeah? 322 00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:01,238 Just that... 323 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,998 Nothing, just... 324 00:24:04,047 --> 00:24:06,402 Just sorry again or something? 325 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:08,438 No... 326 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:20,804 Ooh, it's the vampire. 327 00:24:20,847 --> 00:24:23,156 Heard we got a vampire moved in. 328 00:24:23,207 --> 00:24:25,516 You are a vampire, aren't you? 329 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,797 Me? No, I'm a pugilist. 330 00:24:27,847 --> 00:24:31,840 Oh, yeah? What's a pugilist do? Fly around biting people? 331 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,765 No. I suppose I could show you if you want. 332 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,877 Oh, yeah? Go on, then. 333 00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:39,962 Argh! 334 00:24:40,007 --> 00:24:41,998 Do you want some as well? 335 00:24:43,047 --> 00:24:45,038 (sobbing) 336 00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:47,678 I'm in love. 337 00:24:48,127 --> 00:24:49,924 In love with a... pugilist. 338 00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:52,117 I don't even know what one is. 339 00:24:54,607 --> 00:24:57,041 Look who it is. Look who it is. 340 00:24:57,087 --> 00:25:01,717 Here we go. First round: Wreckingham. Sub: J Grimble. 341 00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:06,725 Something Gordon doesn't look too chuffed about. 342 00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,518 Sub, eh, Grimble? 343 00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:12,478 Have him! 344 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,244 What's up, Grimble? 345 00:25:18,087 --> 00:25:21,204 - Let's have a look what's in here, then. - Oh, get off! 346 00:25:21,247 --> 00:25:24,239 - Oh, not me boots. - Nice boots, Jimmy. 347 00:25:24,287 --> 00:25:27,040 You know what I say about boots. 348 00:25:29,087 --> 00:25:31,840 No boots... no glory. 349 00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:36,718 What a shot! 350 00:25:45,287 --> 00:25:48,279 Lift your lip off the floor, Grimble. 351 00:25:56,487 --> 00:25:58,478 (cheering) 352 00:25:58,527 --> 00:26:00,722 - 'Bout time. - Get out me way. 353 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:06,357 - All set? I'll come along after my meeting. - Right, Sniveller. 354 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:10,320 - Where we off to, the Duke of York? - Ken! Not in front of the lads. 355 00:26:10,367 --> 00:26:13,757 Oh, right, sorry. It's all right, lads, we go back a long way, me and Sniveller. 356 00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:15,206 (laughter) 357 00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:28,444 Yes! 358 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:32,560 Lee, come on. Get off seven seats, you fat slob. 359 00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:36,759 - Where's Jimmy? - Ah, that's a major tragedy, that is, sir. 360 00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:38,399 Poor kid lost his boots. 361 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,481 - Come on, Eric, what's the hold-up? - No sub. 362 00:26:44,647 --> 00:26:47,207 - No sub. - So you play short, don't you? 363 00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:50,478 Keep the team on its toes. That's something I learnt at Crewe. 364 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,722 Yeah. We've got a real pro here, Eric. 365 00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:54,837 No sub against Wreckingham, eh? 366 00:26:54,887 --> 00:26:56,479 Absolutely fine(!) 367 00:27:02,007 --> 00:27:03,565 (engine splutters) 368 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:14,127 - It's Grimble. - (groans) 369 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:16,397 It's Grimble, lads. 370 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,758 (cheering) 371 00:27:26,207 --> 00:27:28,004 Sad bastard. 372 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,880 - Where'd you get these, Jim? A skip? - Yeah. Now can I have 'em back? 373 00:27:30,927 --> 00:27:33,839 - Look at the state of them. - They're antique! 374 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:37,197 - Oh! Bloody boots pissed on me! - (laughter) 375 00:27:38,487 --> 00:27:39,886 Grimble! 376 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:43,722 What are you smiling at? 377 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:47,123 Grimble, Freddy Krueger has nightmares about your mam. 378 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,759 (laughter) 379 00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:50,479 Wreckingham, lads. 380 00:27:50,527 --> 00:27:52,722 - (Gorgeous) - (all) 381 00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:55,122 - (Gorgeous) - (all) 382 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:58,716 (all) 383 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:01,884 384 00:28:01,927 --> 00:28:05,203 385 00:28:12,847 --> 00:28:14,439 Put it out. 386 00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:17,923 - Just put it out! - Just finishing it. 387 00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:19,764 Right, is… 388 00:28:19,807 --> 00:28:22,605 Brick, Crane: defence. 389 00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:26,435 Crane, I want you to come up for free kicks and corners, all right? 390 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:27,886 Just stretching, sir. 391 00:28:29,367 --> 00:28:31,358 Psycho: sweeper. 392 00:28:32,647 --> 00:28:35,286 - Elvis: strikes. - What?! 393 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:38,876 - I'm striker round here, mate. - Ah, come on, I need a Beckham. 394 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:40,963 Beckham, well. 395 00:28:41,007 --> 00:28:44,283 - Yorkie, me. - Guess what? Yorkie's black. 396 00:28:44,327 --> 00:28:46,318 (laughter) 397 00:28:46,687 --> 00:28:51,363 All right, but I'm not being Beckham all the time cos I've got blond hair. 398 00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:53,318 Anyway, he's a slaphead now. 399 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,200 - (laughter) - Is this a hair clinic or a football team? 400 00:28:56,247 --> 00:28:58,442 Look, I don't mind being Gazza. 401 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:02,036 Yeah, all right. Gazza in midfield. Sorted. 402 00:29:02,087 --> 00:29:05,636 But whatever, I'm striker. All right? 403 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:13,444 Trouble with you... 404 00:29:13,487 --> 00:29:14,966 ...you've got no bollocks. 405 00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:19,277 - Sort it, lads. - Come on, lads, let's get Wreckingham! 406 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,280 (shouting) 407 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:28,284 Wreckingham by name, Wreckingham by nature. 408 00:29:29,927 --> 00:29:33,317 The sort of place that makes you happy to be a sub. 409 00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:36,766 Behave! 410 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:38,798 (shouting) 411 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:42,836 Go on! Come on, Gorgeous! 412 00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:49,043 - And Gorgeous, well... Oh, yes, goal! - Yes! 413 00:29:55,807 --> 00:29:59,482 Bang! Bet you're glad you never put me midfield now, eh, Wirral? 414 00:30:01,807 --> 00:30:03,035 Yes! 415 00:30:03,087 --> 00:30:06,557 Noot clever to score against Wreckingham, Gorgeous. 416 00:30:06,607 --> 00:30:12,079 Point is all that you can score 417 00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:13,606 418 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:18,402 Point is all that you can score 419 00:30:18,447 --> 00:30:20,244 (whistle) 420 00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:26,123 Point is all that you can score 421 00:30:26,487 --> 00:30:28,603 - You what?! - Yellow card! 422 00:30:29,807 --> 00:30:33,277 423 00:30:33,327 --> 00:30:36,000 424 00:30:37,207 --> 00:30:38,765 Go on, lads, get him! 425 00:30:40,487 --> 00:30:43,923 - - (whistle) 426 00:30:44,207 --> 00:30:46,198 427 00:30:46,247 --> 00:30:50,957 Point is all that you can score 428 00:30:51,007 --> 00:30:52,486 429 00:30:52,527 --> 00:30:58,079 Point is all that you can score 430 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,960 - - Get up! Get up, lad! 431 00:31:01,007 --> 00:31:01,996 (whistle) 432 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:04,277 Still, 1-0 up at the 'alf... 433 00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:07,603 ... and the worst thing that's happened so far is that I've got a bit chilly. 434 00:31:08,607 --> 00:31:10,996 Good half, lads. Good half. 435 00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:14,562 Right, take it easy now. Let's have more of the same, eh? 436 00:31:16,847 --> 00:31:18,246 - (thump) - Ah! Quit! 437 00:31:18,287 --> 00:31:20,721 Hey, is this Gladiators or football? 438 00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:24,726 - You what? Who's ref round here? - Eh? 439 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,519 Back off, pal. 440 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:36,516 Let's have you, then. Come on, let's have you. 441 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:42,999 All right, you got me. I don't give a bollocks. Are you happy now? 442 00:31:44,887 --> 00:31:46,605 - (whistle) - Come on, lads. 443 00:31:46,647 --> 00:31:48,524 (shouting) 444 00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:51,923 Second half. Time for a Wreckingham comeback. 445 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,043 - Head on it! - Out! 446 00:31:58,087 --> 00:31:59,281 (whistle) 447 00:31:59,327 --> 00:32:00,646 What? 448 00:32:00,687 --> 00:32:04,157 - Ref, ref, you can't do that! - Rebound off the ref. 449 00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:07,836 - You know the rules, son. - Ref, you're off your head. 450 00:32:07,887 --> 00:32:09,878 Goal, sir. 451 00:32:10,287 --> 00:32:11,925 Excellent. 452 00:32:11,967 --> 00:32:13,958 Not us. The ref. 453 00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:17,086 (whistle) 454 00:32:17,127 --> 00:32:19,118 (shouting) 455 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,243 (whistle) 456 00:32:30,327 --> 00:32:31,646 Ref! 457 00:32:31,687 --> 00:32:33,643 - Aargh! - Oooh. 458 00:32:36,447 --> 00:32:37,846 (groans) 459 00:32:38,527 --> 00:32:39,926 (whistle) 460 00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:46,245 What were that you were saying about bollocks, son? 461 00:32:46,287 --> 00:32:48,881 Go and get an 'ot bath. 462 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:51,521 Right... you're on. 463 00:32:52,447 --> 00:32:55,120 - What? - He's off, you're on. 464 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:05,558 What a debut. 465 00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:08,440 Jimmy Grimble versus the psychopaths. 466 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,842 Jimmy Grimble, the last line of defence. 467 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:12,525 Jimmy Grimble... 468 00:33:12,567 --> 00:33:14,558 ... cacking his pants. 469 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,397 ( 470 00:33:26,487 --> 00:33:28,478 (mobile phone rings) 471 00:33:31,807 --> 00:33:33,445 472 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:38,880 473 00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,718 474 00:33:50,127 --> 00:33:53,756 Go on, Jimmy! 475 00:33:59,927 --> 00:34:01,121 Get him! 476 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,402 Get him! 477 00:34:04,447 --> 00:34:06,802 I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. 478 00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:10,118 Oh, bollocks to it. 479 00:34:18,887 --> 00:34:20,923 (wind whistles) 480 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:38,242 Yeeees! 481 00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:39,959 - (whistle) - (cheering) 482 00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:45,117 Grimble! 483 00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:48,718 (chanting) 2-1! 2-1! 484 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:02,320 Missus, you in there? It's me, Jimmy. 485 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,484 You scored, didn't you? 486 00:35:09,287 --> 00:35:12,279 Er... Yeah, I did, actually. 487 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:16,559 It was like one shot, whack, right in the back of the net. 488 00:35:16,607 --> 00:35:18,598 From miles off. 489 00:35:18,647 --> 00:35:21,366 - Should've seen it. - Wish I had. 490 00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:27,723 You'll have to ask me along next time. 491 00:35:28,247 --> 00:35:31,045 (chuckles) Just joking. 492 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,484 I told you you'd be all right in them boots. 493 00:35:40,247 --> 00:35:41,646 Yeah. 494 00:35:42,527 --> 00:35:44,518 Listen... 495 00:35:44,967 --> 00:35:49,199 ...there's not really something special about them is there? 496 00:35:52,007 --> 00:35:54,043 It was somebody who owned 'em, weren't it? 497 00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:58,560 - Yes. - He played for someone, didn't he? 498 00:36:01,047 --> 00:36:02,639 He did. 499 00:36:03,447 --> 00:36:05,165 So who did he play for? 500 00:36:06,807 --> 00:36:08,798 City. 501 00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:11,638 Man City? 502 00:36:11,687 --> 00:36:13,678 Never. 503 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:16,045 What was his name? 504 00:36:17,247 --> 00:36:19,238 Robbie. 505 00:36:20,927 --> 00:36:22,724 Robbie Brewer. 506 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:25,158 (mouths) 507 00:36:28,407 --> 00:36:31,558 Peter Barnes, Colin Bell... 508 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,158 ... Tommy Booth... 509 00:36:34,207 --> 00:36:36,801 All there, but no Robbie Brewer. 510 00:36:48,167 --> 00:36:50,158 (doorbell) 511 00:36:58,167 --> 00:37:01,000 All right, Jamie. Give us an 'and. 512 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:04,724 - You moving in? - That's right, I'm your new dad. 513 00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:22,197 Keep your mitts off these, cos they're expensive, right? 514 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,796 You and me, though, best mates, eh? 515 00:37:26,967 --> 00:37:29,037 Is he talking to me or the aftershave? 516 00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,524 Heard about these. 517 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:41,725 Oh. Think I'm a few slices short wearing them, do you? 518 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:45,203 No. Takes guts to wear something as stupid as that. 519 00:37:45,247 --> 00:37:47,238 Thanks. 520 00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:50,321 So, erm... do you like football, then? 521 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,880 No. 522 00:37:51,927 --> 00:37:54,441 - Not even the Premiership? - No. 523 00:37:54,487 --> 00:37:57,638 - What about the Champions League? - No. 524 00:37:57,687 --> 00:38:00,406 - You must like the World Cup. - No! 525 00:38:01,287 --> 00:38:03,278 So what do you like? 526 00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,522 Are you sure you wanna know? 527 00:38:07,047 --> 00:38:10,881 Pugilist. You see, that's what they used to call a boxer. 528 00:38:10,927 --> 00:38:13,521 Died in the ring, he did. He was only 21. 529 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,198 Why d'you come here? 530 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:21,798 I mean... 531 00:38:22,727 --> 00:38:25,002 ...everyone's... dead. 532 00:38:25,327 --> 00:38:27,318 And what? 533 00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:31,042 You can learn all sorts of stuff. Come on, I'll show you. 534 00:38:32,007 --> 00:38:33,998 (birds chirp) 535 00:38:38,967 --> 00:38:41,003 He went up like a rocket. 536 00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:42,719 Snapped his neck. 537 00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:44,883 They have whirlwinds here sometimes. 538 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,835 Have you ever thought how you were gonna go? 539 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,925 I haven't, actually. 540 00:38:52,647 --> 00:38:56,560 - You don't think I'm barking, do you? - Me? No, of course not. 541 00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:00,882 Anyway... I'm the one with the magic boots. 542 00:39:01,767 --> 00:39:03,883 Bet you didn't like stepping on the cracks when you were little. 543 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,326 Still don't. 544 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:10,597 So... these boots. Who did they belong to? 545 00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:14,400 Robbie Brewer. I'm trying to find him. 546 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,718 Robbie Brewer? 547 00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:18,519 I know Robbie Brewer. 548 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:25,116 - Here you are, Robbie Brewer. - No, that can't be him. 549 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:28,716 This Robbie Brewer, he used to play for City. 550 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:32,362 He played for City? Well, what did they say up the ground? 551 00:39:32,407 --> 00:39:33,920 Of course! I'm an idiot, aren't I? 552 00:39:39,807 --> 00:39:42,844 - What are you doing today? - Gonna watch Star Trek, aren't I? 553 00:39:42,887 --> 00:39:45,037 - The Klingons get it up the arse big style. - Not you. 554 00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:48,204 - I need to go up to Maine Road. - What, see them losers play? 555 00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:49,680 Yes. And you can take him. 556 00:39:50,887 --> 00:39:54,004 - (sighs) Me? - Yeah, yeah. 557 00:39:56,287 --> 00:39:58,278 Oh, right. Is that that 50? 558 00:40:04,327 --> 00:40:06,795 - See you. - City! 559 00:40:10,807 --> 00:40:12,604 (growls) 560 00:40:12,647 --> 00:40:14,638 Ow! 561 00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:20,877 (man) Come on, you blues! 562 00:40:20,927 --> 00:40:22,724 - Fancy a bevvy? - We'll be late. 563 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,758 Just a quick one. 564 00:40:24,807 --> 00:40:28,800 - But I need to ask something at the shop. - Do you want a Coke? 565 00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:32,481 In your own time, please, love. 566 00:40:33,607 --> 00:40:36,121 - Aargh! - I'll take that. 567 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:39,921 And if I don't have the rest by next week, I'll be round for the bike. 568 00:40:47,887 --> 00:40:50,959 - So why didn't you kung-fu him? - Well, couldn't, could I? 569 00:40:51,007 --> 00:40:52,998 I would've killed him. 570 00:40:55,047 --> 00:40:57,845 Have you got any more money, then? 571 00:40:59,287 --> 00:41:01,278 (sighs) Come on. 572 00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:03,921 (man) Joe Royle's blue and white army! 573 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:05,366 (sighs) 574 00:41:05,927 --> 00:41:07,724 Programme! 575 00:41:08,487 --> 00:41:10,478 Official programme! 576 00:41:12,287 --> 00:41:15,723 - Hiya, Bob. - Harry. Hey, two today? 577 00:41:17,247 --> 00:41:19,636 No, just the one. See you. 578 00:41:19,927 --> 00:41:21,918 Programme! 579 00:41:25,807 --> 00:41:28,002 - Eric? - (toilet flushes) 580 00:41:28,607 --> 00:41:30,598 Eric? 581 00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:36,604 Round two, we're playing Northmoor. 582 00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:40,245 - Northmoor. - Won the cup a few times, haven't they? 583 00:41:40,287 --> 00:41:43,279 - Yeah, seven. - Bit like playing Brazil, then, is it? 584 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:45,166 Yeah. 585 00:41:45,887 --> 00:41:49,880 Come on, Eric. You are thinking walls, aren't you? 586 00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:52,478 Bars, actually. 587 00:41:56,367 --> 00:41:59,006 Jimmy. Did you find that Robbie Brewer? 588 00:41:59,047 --> 00:42:01,800 No, but I was thinking about going down Maine Road now... 589 00:42:01,847 --> 00:42:05,237 ...you know, see what I can find out. - Oh, right. 590 00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:10,486 Erm... Well, I'm not doing anything if you... if you want me to come. 591 00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:13,325 Sure. Would you? That'd be great. 592 00:42:17,487 --> 00:42:20,365 - Let's go. - No, let's stay. 593 00:42:23,967 --> 00:42:25,958 All right, Jimmy. 594 00:42:26,527 --> 00:42:29,519 Didn't know you two little muppets were pulling tongue. 595 00:42:30,647 --> 00:42:32,877 So, that right, Jim? You and the puggle? 596 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:35,395 Yeah, it is. Innit? 597 00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:41,235 Are you going with her, Jimmy? You pathetic little rat boy. 598 00:42:45,887 --> 00:42:47,878 Don't ignore me, Jim. 599 00:42:47,927 --> 00:42:52,318 You're too ugly to get a bird. Look at the state of you. 600 00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:54,358 (Gorgeous) Eww! 601 00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:58,002 - Got a licence for that, or what? - (Melanie giggles) 602 00:42:58,047 --> 00:42:59,719 So that right, Jim? 603 00:42:59,767 --> 00:43:01,758 You two weirds really an item? 604 00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:06,442 Wait till I tell the lads about this one, Romeo. 605 00:43:06,487 --> 00:43:09,479 So, Jimmy, are you in love, or what? 606 00:43:09,927 --> 00:43:12,316 - No. - Thought not. 607 00:43:12,367 --> 00:43:14,358 (Melanie chuckles) 608 00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:17,518 You little muppet. 609 00:43:45,727 --> 00:43:50,482 Excuse me. I'm trying to find out about someone who used to play for City. 610 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:53,360 It's not me you wanna be asking. I just work here. 611 00:43:53,407 --> 00:43:55,398 Man U till I die, me. 612 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:03,195 Hey! There is a fella. See that house over there, number 70? Ask him, he'll know. 613 00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:05,598 Thanks. 614 00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:22,918 Jimmy. 615 00:44:22,967 --> 00:44:27,563 Sorry, sir, I must er... I must have got the wrong house. 616 00:44:29,007 --> 00:44:33,319 Bloke over there said there was somebody here who knew all about City. 617 00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:35,358 Yeah, there is. 618 00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:38,397 Can I talk to him, please? 619 00:44:39,647 --> 00:44:41,444 You are talking to him. 620 00:44:41,487 --> 00:44:44,240 - Might have a Coke or something. - Thanks. 621 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,925 So... 622 00:45:09,967 --> 00:45:11,798 ...what can I do for you? 623 00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:19,562 Robbie Brewer. He never did play for City, did he? 624 00:45:20,047 --> 00:45:22,038 Robbie Brewer? 625 00:45:22,847 --> 00:45:24,644 No, never heard of him. 626 00:45:29,767 --> 00:45:31,758 Is that you? 627 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,958 Yeah, it's me. 628 00:45:41,967 --> 00:45:43,958 You're in a City strip. 629 00:45:46,527 --> 00:45:48,722 That's cos I used to play for them. 630 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:57,158 Them and a couple of others. 631 00:45:58,447 --> 00:46:00,836 Stalybridge Celtic, as it happens. 632 00:46:01,447 --> 00:46:04,564 - You played for City? - Two years. Striker. 633 00:46:04,607 --> 00:46:06,598 You was a striker? 634 00:46:06,647 --> 00:46:11,243 12 goals in my debut season. Got an 'at trick against United. 635 00:46:11,287 --> 00:46:13,278 - Not bad, eh? - Not bad?! 636 00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:18,205 What happened? 637 00:46:19,127 --> 00:46:21,118 Ah, it didn't work out. 638 00:46:23,887 --> 00:46:27,766 - Why didn't you say something at school? - Nah. 639 00:46:28,567 --> 00:46:33,243 - People would listen to you then. - "Listen to you then"? 640 00:46:34,247 --> 00:46:38,320 What, you think it's all about inspiring people, do you? 641 00:46:38,367 --> 00:46:40,358 Well, it's not. 642 00:46:40,407 --> 00:46:42,398 You gotta want to learn. 643 00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:47,276 Kids like Gordon Burley... 644 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:50,275 ...they don't wanna learn, do they? 645 00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:52,887 They don't wanna learn anything. 646 00:46:52,927 --> 00:46:56,681 I get it. So we've all got to suffer because of him? 647 00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,524 It's just like usual, then. 648 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:03,355 There's more to life than football, you know? 649 00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:11,316 Oh, what do you want me to say? 650 00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,845 That everything else is as good as that? 651 00:47:14,887 --> 00:47:16,878 Course it's not. 652 00:47:17,447 --> 00:47:22,237 Cos the truth is once you've done something like that... 653 00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:28,919 ...it takes the sunlight off everything... 654 00:47:30,967 --> 00:47:33,162 ...puts it all in the shade. 655 00:47:39,407 --> 00:47:41,398 Thanks, sir. 656 00:47:46,207 --> 00:47:50,439 Finals for the School Cup, they're always played there, aren't they? 657 00:47:51,007 --> 00:47:52,998 Yeah. 658 00:47:57,047 --> 00:48:01,040 Don't you want other people to have what you had? 659 00:48:06,287 --> 00:48:09,404 Second round: Noorthmoor. 660 00:48:09,447 --> 00:48:13,486 Look at it! What hope have us bunch of chancers got? 661 00:48:13,527 --> 00:48:15,518 We were gonna be done. 662 00:48:24,087 --> 00:48:27,284 Looks more like a castle than a school. 663 00:48:28,487 --> 00:48:30,762 Right, lads, gather round. 664 00:48:31,087 --> 00:48:33,601 Difficult game today. Good team, this. 665 00:48:33,647 --> 00:48:35,877 Here he is, the next Ryan Giggs. 666 00:48:35,927 --> 00:48:37,679 - You all right, Giggsy? - All right, Dad. 667 00:48:37,727 --> 00:48:39,763 Difficult game today, lads. A good team, this one. 668 00:48:39,807 --> 00:48:42,844 Yeah, how about letting Ken give the pep talk? 669 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:48,359 He was a pro and we're gonna need all the help we can get with them walls, eh? 670 00:48:48,407 --> 00:48:50,159 - Sod it. - (boys) Ooooh! 671 00:48:50,207 --> 00:48:51,765 - Eric... - Somebody pick his dummy up. 672 00:48:51,807 --> 00:48:53,923 - All right, shut your gobs. - Eric, he's being very generous. 673 00:48:53,967 --> 00:48:57,323 Pin your lugholes back, I'm gonna give you the benefit of my experience now. 674 00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:59,323 Ken Burley's tactics were simple. 675 00:48:59,367 --> 00:49:03,326 Give it to bloody Gordon! Give it to bloody Gordon, come on! 676 00:49:03,647 --> 00:49:06,878 To Gordon! What's the matter with you? Come on! 677 00:49:06,927 --> 00:49:08,918 Give it to Gordon! 678 00:49:08,967 --> 00:49:10,685 Come on! 679 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:16,362 Come out! Pull out! What's the matter with you? 680 00:49:16,407 --> 00:49:19,285 Right, come on... Pull up, pull up! 681 00:49:19,327 --> 00:49:22,239 Go on. Go right, Gordon! 682 00:49:22,287 --> 00:49:24,596 Give it him! Go on, give it to bloody Gordon! 683 00:49:25,887 --> 00:49:27,878 No! Oh, ah... 684 00:49:29,447 --> 00:49:32,883 Don't you listen to anything I tell you? Right, go on, that's it. 685 00:49:32,927 --> 00:49:36,476 Give it to Gordon! Come on now, pull up! Get it over! 686 00:49:36,527 --> 00:49:39,644 Oh, son, come on! What's the matter with you? 687 00:49:39,687 --> 00:49:41,996 Hey, mark up, mark up! Come on! 688 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:44,481 Come on, son, together. Right! 689 00:49:47,727 --> 00:49:50,560 Oh, don't you listen to anything? 690 00:49:50,607 --> 00:49:52,325 Come on! 691 00:49:53,047 --> 00:49:55,038 (groans) 692 00:49:55,087 --> 00:49:56,998 You should have give it to Gordon! 693 00:50:00,447 --> 00:50:02,677 I used to play in boots like that. 694 00:50:02,727 --> 00:50:04,285 Keeper for United. 695 00:50:05,527 --> 00:50:08,758 - Ever play City? - Yeah, once. 696 00:50:08,807 --> 00:50:12,356 Don't try being clever with me. When I say get rid, get rid! 697 00:50:12,407 --> 00:50:14,443 - Eric Wirral. Remember me? - I do, yeah. 698 00:50:14,487 --> 00:50:17,399 Pete Drake. You scored a hat trick against me in '79, remember? 699 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:20,280 - I remember. - City's answer to George Best. 700 00:50:20,327 --> 00:50:23,717 - He was as good as it gets, this was. - Hey! I was a pro, too, you know. 701 00:50:23,767 --> 00:50:26,679 - Oh, yeah? - Crewe Alex. 702 00:50:27,487 --> 00:50:29,796 - Oh. - (boys laugh) 703 00:50:30,007 --> 00:50:32,760 So what you doing here, Eric? Got your kid playing? 704 00:50:32,807 --> 00:50:34,638 - Well, is... - He's our coach. 705 00:50:34,687 --> 00:50:38,236 (Drake) Oh? Thought he was your coach. 706 00:50:38,287 --> 00:50:41,040 - Not any more. - (boys) Yeah. 707 00:50:41,087 --> 00:50:43,362 Yeah, that's right. 708 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:45,557 ( 709 00:50:52,327 --> 00:50:54,557 Psycho, cover up, son, cover up! 710 00:50:54,607 --> 00:50:58,600 - - Come on, Gordon! 711 00:50:58,647 --> 00:51:02,526 712 00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:07,402 - Nice tackle, son. Nice tackle. - 713 00:51:07,447 --> 00:51:13,443 - - To Jimmy! On the wing to Jimmy! 714 00:51:16,687 --> 00:51:20,646 715 00:51:20,687 --> 00:51:24,919 716 00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:29,995 - Cross it! Cross it! - 717 00:51:30,047 --> 00:51:35,075 718 00:51:35,127 --> 00:51:37,163 - (whistle) - (cheering) 719 00:51:38,447 --> 00:51:42,998 720 00:51:43,047 --> 00:51:48,075 - Well played, son. - 721 00:51:48,127 --> 00:51:51,756 - - Well played, Jimmy, son! 722 00:51:51,807 --> 00:51:58,485 723 00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:05,159 724 00:52:05,207 --> 00:52:07,038 725 00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:13,517 726 00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:15,876 727 00:52:15,927 --> 00:52:18,043 (Wirral) Take a shot, Jimmy! 728 00:52:18,087 --> 00:52:23,161 - (cheering) - 729 00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:26,964 - - Yes, Jimmy! 730 00:52:27,847 --> 00:52:31,806 731 00:52:31,847 --> 00:52:34,122 - - Hey, Jimmy. 732 00:52:35,327 --> 00:52:38,876 You wouldn't happen to know why that bloke recognised me, do you? 733 00:52:38,927 --> 00:52:40,360 Nah. 734 00:52:43,087 --> 00:52:45,203 When you beat the Brazil of the Noorth... 735 00:52:45,247 --> 00:52:47,238 ... the rest is cruising. 736 00:52:47,447 --> 00:52:50,644 737 00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:53,645 738 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:56,759 739 00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:59,367 - - Rodale. 740 00:52:59,407 --> 00:53:03,082 Pants! They snuck on an extra man at half-time... 741 00:53:03,127 --> 00:53:04,640 ... but we still stuff 'em. 742 00:53:04,687 --> 00:53:06,678 Cricket score. 743 00:53:06,727 --> 00:53:10,197 744 00:53:10,247 --> 00:53:13,045 745 00:53:13,087 --> 00:53:16,238 746 00:53:16,287 --> 00:53:22,396 they've been dragging us down, too 747 00:53:22,447 --> 00:53:25,405 Gainsborough. Yes! Me first hat trick. 748 00:53:25,447 --> 00:53:28,484 749 00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:30,919 Saint Luke's. 750 00:53:30,967 --> 00:53:32,764 Saint who? 751 00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:35,321 The Cat lifts the linesman's credit card. 752 00:53:35,367 --> 00:53:37,881 And Psycho gets a red card for waving his dick at the ref. 753 00:53:37,927 --> 00:53:41,681 754 00:53:41,727 --> 00:53:44,924 So here we go, cruising through to the semis. 755 00:53:44,967 --> 00:53:48,482 And I'd like to make it sound hard, but with those boots on me feet... 756 00:53:48,527 --> 00:53:50,404 ... I just can't miss a thing. 757 00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:53,243 Well, almost nothing. 758 00:53:53,927 --> 00:53:56,839 759 00:53:57,127 --> 00:54:00,164 760 00:54:00,207 --> 00:54:03,836 761 00:54:05,527 --> 00:54:09,679 762 00:54:09,727 --> 00:54:13,037 763 00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:15,647 764 00:54:18,127 --> 00:54:19,242 getting stronger, stronger... 765 00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:24,084 'Ere, Jimmy, reckon them boots of yours can get us a shag with Melanie Morrison? 766 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:27,278 lt'd take more than these boots to get her near an ugly tosser like you. 767 00:54:27,327 --> 00:54:29,318 You feisty little sod! 768 00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:33,798 (engine splutters) 769 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:45,645 (Psycho) Oh, smart. Nice little motor this, isn't it? 770 00:55:08,607 --> 00:55:10,598 (engine turns over) 771 00:55:18,527 --> 00:55:20,563 May as well try. You know? 772 00:55:20,607 --> 00:55:22,677 (engine turns over) 773 00:55:26,207 --> 00:55:28,880 (engine catches then stalls) 774 00:55:29,047 --> 00:55:31,402 (engine turns over) 775 00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,158 Jimmy? 776 00:56:00,447 --> 00:56:02,438 You all right, kid? 777 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:12,758 All right? 778 00:56:20,607 --> 00:56:22,996 ( 779 00:56:40,687 --> 00:56:43,076 So how do you two know each other, then? 780 00:56:43,127 --> 00:56:47,006 - We used to play football together. - He used to be going out with me mam. 781 00:56:50,527 --> 00:56:53,121 Mr Wirral used to play for City. 782 00:56:56,727 --> 00:56:58,319 Eric Wirral? 783 00:56:59,407 --> 00:57:02,319 - Yeah. - Bloody hell. Eric Wirral. 784 00:57:03,127 --> 00:57:05,118 - You all right? - Yeah. 785 00:57:07,087 --> 00:57:09,078 Bloody hell! 786 00:57:10,567 --> 00:57:12,558 (phone rings) 787 00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,959 Night Owl. 788 00:57:15,487 --> 00:57:17,603 30 minutes, yeah? 789 00:57:18,007 --> 00:57:19,804 All right, love. 790 00:57:21,687 --> 00:57:23,678 Bye-bye. 791 00:57:34,527 --> 00:57:36,518 Well done, lads. 792 00:57:36,567 --> 00:57:38,558 Thanks, sir. 793 00:57:38,607 --> 00:57:41,599 - Listen, er, thanks for the lift. - Sound. 794 00:57:41,647 --> 00:57:43,717 Look, I'd just like to say I was at that match... 795 00:57:43,767 --> 00:57:47,601 ...and it never looked like what they said it was. 796 00:57:47,647 --> 00:57:49,444 Yeah. 797 00:57:49,487 --> 00:57:51,079 - Thanks for the lift. - See you. 798 00:57:51,127 --> 00:57:54,199 - See you, Jimmy. - Yeah, see you, sir. 799 00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:10,280 (moans) 800 00:58:13,007 --> 00:58:14,998 (heavy breathing) 801 00:58:21,007 --> 00:58:21,996 Colin! 802 00:58:27,687 --> 00:58:32,841 - Colin, get off me. Get off me! - I've seen you looking at me. 803 00:58:32,887 --> 00:58:35,765 No, no. Just this once. 804 00:58:38,407 --> 00:58:40,398 (phone rings) 805 00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:50,478 Harry... 806 00:58:51,047 --> 00:58:52,765 Get me out of here. 807 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:12,238 I'll walk you up. 808 00:59:12,927 --> 00:59:14,918 We'll be all right. 809 00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:20,161 - Honestly, I'll be fine. - I know. 810 00:59:21,407 --> 00:59:23,796 Thanks, anyway. 811 00:59:23,847 --> 00:59:26,042 - You all right? - Yeah. 812 00:59:26,087 --> 00:59:28,078 Yeah, we're OK. 813 00:59:32,927 --> 00:59:34,918 I've missed you. 814 00:59:41,007 --> 00:59:42,998 Aye aye. 815 00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:45,324 What's going on here, then, eh? 816 00:59:46,527 --> 00:59:50,202 Nothing. Just giving her a ride home. 817 00:59:50,487 --> 00:59:53,047 Good. Piss off now, then, can't you? 818 00:59:53,087 --> 00:59:55,078 Johnny! 819 00:59:55,367 --> 00:59:58,439 No, you're all right, Donna. I'm going. 820 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:03,197 - So where was he giving you a ride from? - What's it to you? 821 01:00:03,247 --> 01:00:05,807 - No-one's talking to you. - Oh, stop it! 822 01:00:05,847 --> 01:00:07,599 Hey, hey. 823 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,444 Easy. 824 01:00:09,487 --> 01:00:13,878 - She's had a bit of a rough time. - On your way. I'm done with you. 825 01:00:14,647 --> 01:00:18,117 - Now listen... - No, you listen. Who the hell are you? 826 01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:20,358 I'm... I'm just an old friend. 827 01:00:20,407 --> 01:00:23,797 Oh, I know you. You're that nice fella that was cheating on his wife. 828 01:00:24,567 --> 01:00:28,845 Well, let me tell you something, pal. This is a family now, my family. 829 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,920 - Your family? - Yeah, my family. 830 01:00:31,967 --> 01:00:35,357 I'm the one that keeps that big smile on her face. 831 01:00:36,247 --> 01:00:38,044 That's my fianc�e. 832 01:00:59,007 --> 01:01:00,599 Did you mean that? 833 01:01:01,607 --> 01:01:03,598 Course. 834 01:01:20,967 --> 01:01:23,959 - I don't want you to marry him. - Jimmy... 835 01:01:26,847 --> 01:01:31,637 - Yeah, well, I don't. - Look, I haven't made my mind up yet. 836 01:01:35,727 --> 01:01:38,321 It's nice to be asked, you know? 837 01:01:42,647 --> 01:01:44,399 (whispers) Hey. 838 01:01:47,727 --> 01:01:49,718 All right? 839 01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:56,085 So, Two Dogs had a free transfer to Grimble City... 840 01:01:57,007 --> 01:02:01,125 ... Robbie Brewer, who turns out to be the nonexistent footballer from nowhere... 841 01:02:01,167 --> 01:02:04,364 ... and Sara, still giving me the red card... 842 01:02:05,047 --> 01:02:08,039 ... leaving just one thing to look forward to: 843 01:02:08,487 --> 01:02:10,079 ... the semis. 844 01:02:10,607 --> 01:02:14,361 - Coming to the semifinal? - I can't make it on Saturday. 845 01:02:14,407 --> 01:02:17,877 Besides, I don't... don't like football. 846 01:02:17,927 --> 01:02:20,077 Why, do you think we stand a chance? 847 01:02:20,127 --> 01:02:22,118 (sighs) I don't know. 848 01:02:22,727 --> 01:02:26,800 But, er... maybe you've gotta keep on trying if you really want something. 849 01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:29,958 Don't you think? 850 01:02:30,007 --> 01:02:31,998 ( 851 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:50,964 And I tell you, these boots: lucky, magic, or what? 852 01:02:51,287 --> 01:02:53,482 I just can't do a thing without 'em. 853 01:02:55,207 --> 01:02:57,198 (cheering) 854 01:02:58,527 --> 01:02:59,926 855 01:03:03,527 --> 01:03:05,438 (groaning) 856 01:03:06,967 --> 01:03:09,242 (shouts of encouragement) 857 01:03:12,007 --> 01:03:13,645 Hey, what's he up to now? 858 01:03:14,847 --> 01:03:16,838 - Argh! - (both laugh) 859 01:03:22,647 --> 01:03:24,638 United scout. 860 01:03:24,887 --> 01:03:27,276 They always show around now. 861 01:03:34,447 --> 01:03:36,438 So what do you think of the lad up front? 862 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:40,564 What, your son, you mean? Well... 863 01:03:40,607 --> 01:03:43,201 Actually, he's not too bad, but... 864 01:03:43,607 --> 01:03:45,598 ...that Grimble lad... 865 01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:47,922 ...he's really got something about him. 866 01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:50,686 Still, I've got my eye on a few this season. 867 01:03:54,847 --> 01:03:58,635 Bloody hell. Here, that's never Eric Wirral, is it? 868 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:02,998 Huh! 869 01:04:04,047 --> 01:04:06,083 Come on! 870 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:11,479 871 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:25,762 2- 0, and for the second time in history... 872 01:04:25,807 --> 01:04:28,640 ... Greenock are through to the finals at Maine Road. 873 01:04:28,687 --> 01:04:33,841 And there's only one person who really knows what it means to me to play there. 874 01:04:33,887 --> 01:04:35,878 (door opens) 875 01:04:41,687 --> 01:04:44,679 What are you sitting in the dark for? 876 01:04:58,647 --> 01:05:00,842 You're still seeing him, aren't you? 877 01:05:04,007 --> 01:05:05,998 It's all right. 878 01:05:06,047 --> 01:05:07,844 Really. 879 01:05:09,087 --> 01:05:11,078 What do you mean? 880 01:05:13,487 --> 01:05:15,842 It's not working, is it? 881 01:05:19,887 --> 01:05:21,878 No. 882 01:05:22,447 --> 01:05:24,438 (sobbing) It isn't. 883 01:05:28,847 --> 01:05:30,439 It's all right. 884 01:05:32,287 --> 01:05:34,278 Come on. 885 01:05:58,007 --> 01:05:59,406 (laughter) 886 01:05:59,447 --> 01:06:03,884 It's your desire 887 01:06:06,287 --> 01:06:09,199 888 01:06:09,767 --> 01:06:13,442 - - (Donna) Is... 889 01:06:14,527 --> 01:06:18,566 Oh, Jimbo, sorry. Just, I can't go in there, can I? 890 01:06:19,407 --> 01:06:22,205 Be like a red rag to a bull. 891 01:06:23,887 --> 01:06:25,878 Jimmy! Jimmy! 892 01:06:26,527 --> 01:06:28,722 Look, I'm sorry, love, but... 893 01:06:29,687 --> 01:06:32,645 ...you know, you can make a lot of money selling this stuff. 894 01:06:34,647 --> 01:06:37,241 - (laughter) - What's up, love? 895 01:06:37,287 --> 01:06:39,278 How d'you get this off, then? 896 01:06:41,647 --> 01:06:43,638 Oh, Jimmy... 897 01:06:51,727 --> 01:06:55,242 Everybody says there was no Robbie Brewer. 898 01:06:55,287 --> 01:06:58,006 They do... do they? 899 01:07:00,207 --> 01:07:02,004 We lost touch. 900 01:07:02,687 --> 01:07:04,678 Long time ago. 901 01:07:04,807 --> 01:07:06,206 Why? 902 01:07:07,887 --> 01:07:10,481 He thought I'd lied to him. 903 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,165 And had you? 904 01:07:13,047 --> 01:07:14,446 Yes. 905 01:07:15,247 --> 01:07:18,000 He... had this illness... 906 01:07:18,047 --> 01:07:20,038 ...see... 907 01:07:20,087 --> 01:07:23,557 ...and... if he really... knew... 908 01:07:24,687 --> 01:07:27,360 ...what it was, he would have fretted and worried... 909 01:07:27,407 --> 01:07:30,205 ...and... it would have made it worse. 910 01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:33,238 So I kept it from him. 911 01:07:36,127 --> 01:07:38,118 Because... 912 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:40,838 ...I think... 913 01:07:46,127 --> 01:07:49,085 ...sometimes, just sometimes... 914 01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:54,605 ...it's better to tell someone... a white lie... 915 01:07:55,087 --> 01:07:57,078 ...than the truth. 916 01:08:00,967 --> 01:08:02,559 You know, Jimmy? 917 01:08:03,967 --> 01:08:05,958 And I nod. 918 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:09,038 But I don't really know. 919 01:08:12,607 --> 01:08:14,802 Look, I've been thinking. 920 01:08:15,647 --> 01:08:18,320 Why don't you come and see me play tomorrow, at Maine Road? 921 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,315 What would your friends say? 922 01:08:24,047 --> 01:08:25,844 Oh. 923 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:29,766 Well, you'll just have to hide if we see anyone. 924 01:08:45,647 --> 01:08:48,400 Pity. Pity about the, er... 925 01:08:48,447 --> 01:08:50,438 Snow. 926 01:08:52,687 --> 01:08:54,678 Heaters. 927 01:08:56,127 --> 01:08:58,118 All right? 928 01:09:02,807 --> 01:09:05,162 Jimmy... wait a minute. 929 01:09:09,567 --> 01:09:11,558 Mam... 930 01:09:11,767 --> 01:09:14,076 ...I love you. - (laughs) 931 01:09:15,287 --> 01:09:17,278 Yeah, I know. 932 01:09:19,287 --> 01:09:21,278 Go on, piss off. 933 01:09:25,487 --> 01:09:26,886 Jimmy? 934 01:09:29,487 --> 01:09:31,284 I love you, too, you know. 935 01:09:33,007 --> 01:09:34,998 See you there, Mam. 936 01:09:50,447 --> 01:09:51,846 Sara? 937 01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:56,519 - What you up to? - Nothing. 938 01:09:58,887 --> 01:10:00,878 Thought I might go up Maine Road later. 939 01:10:03,247 --> 01:10:07,718 - Thought you didn't like football? - Maybe I should give it one last try. 940 01:10:29,647 --> 01:10:31,046 Stop! 941 01:10:33,207 --> 01:10:36,005 Stop! There's somebody in there! 942 01:10:36,407 --> 01:10:38,284 There's an old lady in there. 943 01:10:39,047 --> 01:10:42,198 - Stop! - Here, lad, come back! Where you going? 944 01:10:43,487 --> 01:10:46,399 There's an old lady in there! Stop! 945 01:10:48,847 --> 01:10:53,398 (man) What the bloody hell do you think you're playing at, you idiot? Come here. 946 01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:41,559 947 01:11:45,007 --> 01:11:49,364 948 01:11:51,367 --> 01:11:54,359 949 01:11:58,087 --> 01:12:02,239 950 01:12:04,367 --> 01:12:07,245 951 01:12:11,047 --> 01:12:15,006 that you were told the truth? 952 01:12:23,567 --> 01:12:26,559 (public address) A very good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to Maine Road... 953 01:12:26,607 --> 01:12:29,565 ...for the big match today, the final of the Manchester Schools Cup. 954 01:12:29,607 --> 01:12:32,599 Although it may not be a capacity crowd for Man City... 955 01:12:32,647 --> 01:12:35,957 ...we're more than delighted to open up the main stand blocks G and H... 956 01:12:36,007 --> 01:12:39,283 ...for the family and friends of these two teams... 957 01:12:39,327 --> 01:12:42,364 ...Greenock High School and Huntingdon Comprehensive. 958 01:12:47,607 --> 01:12:49,598 - Grimble! - (applause) 959 01:12:57,567 --> 01:13:00,035 What's the point? She's dead. 960 01:13:01,007 --> 01:13:02,884 The old woman that gave me the boots... 961 01:13:02,927 --> 01:13:05,999 ... boots that made me play like me feet were on fire. 962 01:13:06,047 --> 01:13:08,038 Dead. 963 01:13:22,327 --> 01:13:25,000 You know, I think I'll get the bus. 964 01:13:27,967 --> 01:13:29,958 You don't like bikes, do you? 965 01:13:31,047 --> 01:13:33,163 Not much. 966 01:13:36,927 --> 01:13:38,918 See you there, then. 967 01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,764 Hiya. 968 01:14:00,447 --> 01:14:02,961 You're not going to Maine Road, are you? 969 01:14:04,047 --> 01:14:05,844 Yeah. 970 01:14:06,927 --> 01:14:08,724 Right. 971 01:14:08,767 --> 01:14:10,758 Let's get you a helmet. 972 01:14:25,407 --> 01:14:27,398 Sensei. 973 01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:31,646 See how I focus me energy... 974 01:14:33,487 --> 01:14:35,478 ...into me fingertips? 975 01:14:37,887 --> 01:14:40,401 Can you feel them getting warmer? 976 01:14:40,447 --> 01:14:42,438 (chuckles) 977 01:14:42,567 --> 01:14:43,966 No. 978 01:14:44,007 --> 01:14:45,998 I think you can. 979 01:14:46,927 --> 01:14:49,919 Where's my money, you thieving bastard? 980 01:14:53,247 --> 01:14:55,602 I've been thinking. �90,000 is a lot of money. 981 01:14:55,647 --> 01:15:00,641 For God's sake, Ken, you agreed. All we had to do was reach the finals. 982 01:15:02,287 --> 01:15:04,642 - Win the final, I said. - No, you didn't. 983 01:15:04,687 --> 01:15:06,996 You bloody didn't. You know damn well what you said. 984 01:15:07,047 --> 01:15:08,958 You said as long as we did as well as you had. 985 01:15:09,007 --> 01:15:12,158 - We won the final. - Ken, I was there. You didn't. 986 01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:14,038 - We did. - You didn't. 987 01:15:14,087 --> 01:15:18,444 We did! Look, Sniveller, the bottom line is if you want my money, you do what I say. 988 01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:20,478 Understood? 989 01:15:22,367 --> 01:15:25,165 What happened to the carrot, Ken? 990 01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:27,159 I've ate it. 991 01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:33,640 Right, come on, lads. Ah, Lee, don't take your shirt off. 992 01:15:33,687 --> 01:15:35,678 Get your shirt back on. 993 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:39,398 Eric, can I have a word? 994 01:15:39,447 --> 01:15:40,846 Yeah. 995 01:15:40,887 --> 01:15:43,685 - What's up? - Yeah, well, it's Jimmy. 996 01:15:43,727 --> 01:15:46,446 All this nonsense about these boots. 997 01:15:46,487 --> 01:15:47,886 Eh? 998 01:15:47,927 --> 01:15:50,361 Superstitions in this day and age, it's just not healthy. 999 01:15:50,407 --> 01:15:53,763 Come on, you ever walk down the street afraid of stepping on the cracks? 1000 01:15:53,807 --> 01:15:55,206 No, I didn't, actually. 1001 01:15:55,247 --> 01:15:59,206 I just wanna say I need you to leave Jimmy on the bench today. 1002 01:16:04,247 --> 01:16:06,636 You know, a long time ago... 1003 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:10,475 ...I was stood in this tunnel about to go out there. 1004 01:16:10,527 --> 01:16:14,156 And I tell you, there's not much in the world to beat that. 1005 01:16:14,207 --> 01:16:16,323 And you want me to rob someone of it? 1006 01:16:18,127 --> 01:16:21,199 You want me to break that kid's heart? 1007 01:16:21,247 --> 01:16:23,715 For what? For the school? 1008 01:16:24,487 --> 01:16:28,082 Or so when Burley's son goes out in front of some scout, there's no competition? 1009 01:16:28,127 --> 01:16:31,961 Come on, Eric, let's be practical. We need that sports hall. 1010 01:16:32,007 --> 01:16:33,804 It's not for me, it's for them. 1011 01:16:33,847 --> 01:16:38,204 - Shades of grey, remember? - Some things are just in black and white. 1012 01:16:39,607 --> 01:16:42,963 Now, you want Jimmy off, you come and tell him yourself. 1013 01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:59,039 Tell him. 1014 01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:03,680 Right, then, Jimmy... you're on the bench today. 1015 01:17:03,727 --> 01:17:06,685 - Have you lost your marbles? - What did you say? 1016 01:17:06,727 --> 01:17:08,683 I said are you off your head? 1017 01:17:08,727 --> 01:17:10,718 Any more lip out of you and you'll be there, too. 1018 01:17:10,767 --> 01:17:14,726 Suits me, man, cos if he's not playing, I'm not playing, neither. 1019 01:17:14,767 --> 01:17:16,564 All right, Jim? 1020 01:17:16,607 --> 01:17:18,359 Or me. 1021 01:17:18,407 --> 01:17:20,443 You can put me on the bench an' all. 1022 01:17:20,487 --> 01:17:22,842 Count me out as well. 1023 01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,878 Yeah, and me. 1024 01:17:27,007 --> 01:17:31,046 Looks like this is gonna be an interesting match. 1025 01:17:34,327 --> 01:17:36,318 You all right, Sniveller? 1026 01:17:36,367 --> 01:17:39,723 - D'you get it all sorted? - Will you stop calling me that? 1027 01:17:40,567 --> 01:17:42,558 All right, keep your hair on. 1028 01:17:42,607 --> 01:17:46,282 Anyway, it's not sorted. Not in the way that you want. 1029 01:17:46,327 --> 01:17:50,161 I almost forgot. This is my school, my school... 1030 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,119 ...and nobody tells me how to run my school. 1031 01:17:53,167 --> 01:17:55,840 I've got my team in the final of the Manchester Cup... 1032 01:17:55,887 --> 01:17:59,516 ...and having a new sports hall is not gonna better that. 1033 01:17:59,567 --> 01:18:02,684 - (boy) Come on, Greenock! - Yeah. Come on, Greenock! 1034 01:18:03,247 --> 01:18:05,158 (crowd cheer) 1035 01:18:07,647 --> 01:18:10,480 (public address)... number 6: Lee Wright, number 7: Matthew Ahmed... 1036 01:18:10,527 --> 01:18:12,279 ...number 8: Sean Delaney... 1037 01:18:12,327 --> 01:18:15,364 ...number 9: Gordon Burley, number 10: Jimmy Grimble... 1038 01:18:15,407 --> 01:18:17,637 Right... who's had me boots? 1039 01:18:37,327 --> 01:18:39,318 You all right? 1040 01:18:42,567 --> 01:18:44,558 - Where are they? - What? 1041 01:18:46,367 --> 01:18:48,358 Where are the boots? 1042 01:18:48,927 --> 01:18:51,157 - What boots? - Where are the boots? 1043 01:18:53,007 --> 01:18:56,522 Now listen, I don't know what you're on about. 1044 01:19:08,407 --> 01:19:10,796 - What size are you? - Seven. 1045 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:16,558 Thanks. 1046 01:19:17,487 --> 01:19:19,478 Ah, these are top. 1047 01:19:22,407 --> 01:19:24,398 Try them on. 1048 01:19:25,647 --> 01:19:27,638 Try them on. 1049 01:19:30,567 --> 01:19:32,956 - How much? - 99.99. 1050 01:19:44,567 --> 01:19:46,922 Noo, I can't. I can't do it. 1051 01:19:47,447 --> 01:19:49,438 I just can't. 1052 01:19:49,727 --> 01:19:52,195 Welcome back, motor neurones. 1053 01:19:52,247 --> 01:19:54,238 Jimmy. 1054 01:19:57,007 --> 01:19:59,043 Jimmy. You all right? 1055 01:20:00,847 --> 01:20:03,407 Listen, I've got something to tell you. Erm... 1056 01:20:03,447 --> 01:20:05,438 (Wirral) Sorry. 1057 01:20:08,127 --> 01:20:11,722 Johnny's not gonna be staying with us any more. 1058 01:20:11,767 --> 01:20:14,042 Noo. You don't get it, do you? 1059 01:20:14,087 --> 01:20:16,681 I'm losing it, like I used to. 1060 01:20:17,567 --> 01:20:20,479 Lost the old lady, lost me boots... 1061 01:20:20,967 --> 01:20:22,764 ... I lost Harry. 1062 01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:24,718 Couldn't even find Robbie Brewer. 1063 01:20:29,287 --> 01:20:32,518 And even if you wanna give Two Dogs the push... 1064 01:20:32,567 --> 01:20:36,355 ... l'll only lose you to somebody else I don't want. 1065 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:42,319 - Let's have these, Greenock! - Come on, we can beat these scallies! 1066 01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:45,358 Nice short passes. 1067 01:20:48,647 --> 01:20:51,525 We'll beat these bunch of muppets! 1068 01:20:54,407 --> 01:20:57,285 Let's get stuck in. This is what we're playing for. 1069 01:20:58,007 --> 01:21:02,364 I'm a tiger, I'm a serial killer, I'm Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon... 1070 01:21:02,407 --> 01:21:04,921 ...l'm a terminator, I'm a tiger... 1071 01:21:04,967 --> 01:21:07,401 ...l'm a serial killer. - Come on! 1072 01:21:07,447 --> 01:21:09,483 - Let's go. - Come on, Greenock. 1073 01:21:10,847 --> 01:21:12,838 Souvenir programme! 1074 01:21:14,527 --> 01:21:17,121 - Souvenir programme! - Hiya, Bob. 1075 01:21:17,487 --> 01:21:19,842 - How are you? - All right, mate. Thought you'd be here. 1076 01:21:19,887 --> 01:21:21,878 Yeah, sound. 1077 01:21:21,927 --> 01:21:23,918 Souvenir programme! 1078 01:21:40,047 --> 01:21:42,766 I just thought I'd, er... come and watch the lad play. 1079 01:21:44,527 --> 01:21:48,281 - You don't mind, do you? - You don't give up, do you? 1080 01:21:48,767 --> 01:21:50,758 No. 1081 01:21:52,167 --> 01:21:54,158 Where is she, then? 1082 01:21:54,607 --> 01:21:56,404 It's over. 1083 01:21:58,367 --> 01:22:00,164 Since when? 1084 01:22:03,167 --> 01:22:05,317 Since the first time I met you. 1085 01:22:15,007 --> 01:22:18,682 You're gonna be all right, Jimmy, son. Just play your normal game. 1086 01:22:18,727 --> 01:22:21,560 (public address) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... 1087 01:22:21,607 --> 01:22:25,646 ...Huntingdon Comprehensive and Greenock High School! 1088 01:22:26,647 --> 01:22:28,842 (cheering and whistling) 1089 01:22:46,207 --> 01:22:50,405 (crowd chant) Greenock! Greenock! Greenock! 1090 01:22:55,447 --> 01:22:57,039 Come on, Greenock! 1091 01:22:58,647 --> 01:23:00,638 (whistle) 1092 01:23:04,487 --> 01:23:06,478 Take it off him! 1093 01:23:09,087 --> 01:23:10,839 - (groans) - Oh! 1094 01:23:12,447 --> 01:23:14,802 - What's that? - Sorry. 1095 01:23:14,847 --> 01:23:16,838 (man) Come on, kid. 1096 01:23:32,447 --> 01:23:33,846 Get it out! 1097 01:23:33,887 --> 01:23:35,957 (man) Play up now, come on! 1098 01:23:39,367 --> 01:23:41,517 The biggest day of me life. 1099 01:23:42,007 --> 01:23:44,475 Every pass, it goes adrift. 1100 01:23:45,047 --> 01:23:47,038 Every ball, loose. 1101 01:23:47,087 --> 01:23:49,442 Can't tackle, can't shoot. 1102 01:23:49,487 --> 01:23:52,479 I'm cack. Cack, just like I used to be. 1103 01:23:53,527 --> 01:23:55,518 Come on, Gordon! 1104 01:23:55,567 --> 01:23:57,159 1105 01:23:58,087 --> 01:24:00,123 1106 01:24:00,167 --> 01:24:04,558 of what tomorrow brings 1107 01:24:06,247 --> 01:24:10,206 1108 01:24:11,127 --> 01:24:15,325 1109 01:24:16,367 --> 01:24:21,395 1110 01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:25,200 - Keeper's, Grimble! - 1111 01:24:25,247 --> 01:24:27,920 1112 01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:29,002 Jimmy! 1113 01:24:29,047 --> 01:24:32,005 (public address) Huntingdon's goal scored by number 11, Azeem. 1114 01:24:32,047 --> 01:24:35,722 - Huntingdon 1 Greenock 0. - For Christ's sake, man. 1115 01:24:39,807 --> 01:24:43,322 1116 01:24:44,687 --> 01:24:47,281 1117 01:24:47,327 --> 01:24:49,079 Come on! 1118 01:24:49,127 --> 01:24:54,485 1119 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:58,124 1120 01:24:58,167 --> 01:25:01,637 1121 01:25:01,687 --> 01:25:03,564 1122 01:25:03,607 --> 01:25:05,837 (public address)... number 9, Hardie! 1123 01:25:09,927 --> 01:25:11,838 1124 01:25:13,527 --> 01:25:16,485 Take your top off, son. 1125 01:25:18,007 --> 01:25:19,963 (crowd chant) Get him off, get him off... 1126 01:25:23,487 --> 01:25:25,478 Get him off! 1127 01:25:30,967 --> 01:25:32,958 (boy) Get off, Grimble. 1128 01:25:33,727 --> 01:25:35,797 - Get him off. - (whistle) 1129 01:25:37,847 --> 01:25:40,645 About earlier... I was out of order. 1130 01:25:48,127 --> 01:25:50,118 What are you gonna do? 1131 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,638 Take him off after the half. 1132 01:26:03,647 --> 01:26:06,081 (half-time whistle) 1133 01:26:06,127 --> 01:26:09,164 - (cheering) - Come on, Greenock! 1134 01:26:17,687 --> 01:26:19,245 Come on, lads. 1135 01:26:19,287 --> 01:26:22,802 (public address) So that leaves us with Huntingdon 2 Greenock 0. 1136 01:26:25,127 --> 01:26:27,118 (booing) 1137 01:26:30,927 --> 01:26:32,918 Jimmy? 1138 01:26:33,927 --> 01:26:35,724 Jimmy? 1139 01:26:43,207 --> 01:26:45,198 Jimmy... 1140 01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:49,598 Come on, kid. 1141 01:26:50,127 --> 01:26:52,118 You make your own luck. 1142 01:26:52,807 --> 01:26:54,798 You know you do. 1143 01:26:57,567 --> 01:27:00,081 (Wirral) Jimmy. Look at me. 1144 01:27:02,207 --> 01:27:04,277 Look at me standing here. 1145 01:27:05,207 --> 01:27:07,198 Look at the size I am. 1146 01:27:09,607 --> 01:27:13,441 How do you think someone like me gets the ball off of one of them big fellas? 1147 01:27:15,887 --> 01:27:17,479 Come on, kid. 1148 01:27:19,127 --> 01:27:21,118 I think you know. 1149 01:27:21,727 --> 01:27:23,718 You need bottle. 1150 01:27:24,687 --> 01:27:26,678 Real bottle. 1151 01:27:29,127 --> 01:27:30,719 But me... 1152 01:27:32,087 --> 01:27:37,719 ...the only way I could ever find that was by necking a bit before a match. 1153 01:27:37,767 --> 01:27:40,565 Just enough vodka to loosen me up. 1154 01:27:41,727 --> 01:27:46,039 Loosened me up so much one day I come in with a late tackle on Gary Elm. 1155 01:27:46,847 --> 01:27:52,240 Thought from where I was standing there was nothing to do but bring him down. 1156 01:27:52,287 --> 01:27:54,881 Thing is, Gary Elm never got up. 1157 01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:01,277 (softly) Gary Elm. 1158 01:28:05,087 --> 01:28:07,362 They stretchered Gary off. 1159 01:28:08,407 --> 01:28:10,682 The break the way it was... 1160 01:28:10,727 --> 01:28:13,719 ...he barely walked again, let alone played. 1161 01:28:16,607 --> 01:28:18,598 Thing is, Jimmy... 1162 01:28:20,247 --> 01:28:24,035 ...there's only one thing to rely on when you're out there. 1163 01:28:24,407 --> 01:28:26,398 That's yourself. 1164 01:28:29,407 --> 01:28:31,398 He's right. 1165 01:28:32,407 --> 01:28:34,398 But what do they know? 1166 01:28:35,687 --> 01:28:39,521 What do they know about the boots that gave me not just goals... 1167 01:28:39,567 --> 01:28:43,355 ... but everything I've ever wanted in me life? 1168 01:28:45,007 --> 01:28:47,362 Look, come on, kid... 1169 01:28:50,767 --> 01:28:53,042 ...just think about it. 1170 01:28:53,087 --> 01:28:57,126 - Magic boots? Just a bit sort of... - No, they are. 1171 01:28:57,167 --> 01:28:59,362 They're special. They are. 1172 01:28:59,807 --> 01:29:02,196 Not just for me. For him, too. 1173 01:29:03,247 --> 01:29:05,397 - For who? - Robbie Brewer. 1174 01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,635 Brewer? Robbie Brewer? 1175 01:29:09,487 --> 01:29:13,036 Bloody hell! Don't sub him, just give us a minute, will you? 1176 01:29:13,087 --> 01:29:15,078 Come on. 1177 01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:24,598 Bob! 1178 01:29:26,327 --> 01:29:28,318 Bob Brewer. 1179 01:29:32,287 --> 01:29:34,755 I tried to find her a few times. 1180 01:29:35,607 --> 01:29:38,883 Funny, I thought she might have ended up on the streets. 1181 01:29:38,927 --> 01:29:41,236 So this is Robbie Brewer. 1182 01:29:41,287 --> 01:29:44,802 And the illness: it's what was making him blind. 1183 01:29:44,847 --> 01:29:47,725 Robbie Brewer. Her son. 1184 01:29:49,247 --> 01:29:51,636 I never found out till later. 1185 01:29:51,767 --> 01:29:54,884 Stress, see? Makes it worse. 1186 01:29:56,767 --> 01:29:59,235 That's why she never told me. 1187 01:29:59,607 --> 01:30:02,075 She were doing it for the best. 1188 01:30:02,127 --> 01:30:04,595 So she told him a white lie. 1189 01:30:04,647 --> 01:30:07,366 Something to help him through the bad times. 1190 01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:10,922 Like the one she told me about some old boots. 1191 01:30:10,967 --> 01:30:12,958 Some boots... 1192 01:30:13,007 --> 01:30:16,317 - There weren't some boots, were there? - Boots? 1193 01:30:16,367 --> 01:30:19,962 Yeah. She bought 'em for me about... 1194 01:30:20,807 --> 01:30:22,399 ...when I was his age. 1195 01:30:23,287 --> 01:30:26,006 I were made City mascot, see? 1196 01:30:26,567 --> 01:30:29,035 Think they felt sorry for me, you know? 1197 01:30:29,087 --> 01:30:32,636 So there's no magic... or anything like that? 1198 01:30:34,407 --> 01:30:37,365 Not unless they sell magic boots at Woolworth's. 1199 01:30:37,407 --> 01:30:39,477 (laughs) 1200 01:30:40,967 --> 01:30:43,720 Noow, if the magic's not in me boots... 1201 01:30:44,727 --> 01:30:46,718 ... it must be in me feet. 1202 01:30:47,527 --> 01:30:50,758 And no-one's nicked them, that's for sure. 1203 01:30:53,447 --> 01:30:55,005 (cheering) 1204 01:30:55,047 --> 01:30:57,322 ( 1205 01:31:02,647 --> 01:31:10,041 Right here, right now 1206 01:31:10,367 --> 01:31:13,803 Right here, right now 1207 01:31:15,367 --> 01:31:17,801 Go, Jimmy, go! 1208 01:31:26,407 --> 01:31:28,204 Jimmy! 1209 01:31:28,247 --> 01:31:30,397 Go on! Give it to Gordon! 1210 01:31:42,687 --> 01:31:44,678 (cheering) 1211 01:31:44,727 --> 01:31:49,403 (public address) It's 2-1, with Greenock's first goal from number 10, Jimmy Grimble! 1212 01:31:50,607 --> 01:31:51,756 Yes! 1213 01:31:51,807 --> 01:31:54,196 A goal! A goal at Maine Road! 1214 01:31:57,607 --> 01:31:59,598 (whistle) 1215 01:32:00,087 --> 01:32:02,317 Brilliant. Bosh! 1216 01:32:10,527 --> 01:32:12,597 Come on, Jimmy! 1217 01:32:12,647 --> 01:32:14,922 Go on, give him the ball now! 1218 01:32:17,807 --> 01:32:19,798 Gordon! Go on, Son! 1219 01:32:21,167 --> 01:32:24,364 That's it, you're through to an empty net. 1220 01:32:24,407 --> 01:32:27,524 (cheering) 1221 01:32:27,567 --> 01:32:31,196 (public address) The Greenock equaliser scored by number 9, Gordon Burley! 1222 01:32:31,247 --> 01:32:33,397 Yeees! 1223 01:32:39,447 --> 01:32:43,156 - Try not to be a prat all your life. - Yes, Psycho(!) 1224 01:32:43,207 --> 01:32:44,606 What? 1225 01:32:44,647 --> 01:32:46,319 Sad man. 1226 01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:52,283 (public address) 2-2, and I've just seen confirmation there's only one minute left. 1227 01:32:55,007 --> 01:32:56,998 Pick him up! 1228 01:32:59,647 --> 01:33:01,638 Go! Get out! 1229 01:33:13,407 --> 01:33:16,319 One minute to go, Grimble. One minute. Come on! 1230 01:33:18,007 --> 01:33:19,998 (breathes heavily) 1231 01:33:21,127 --> 01:33:22,924 Come on, come on, come on. 1232 01:33:25,927 --> 01:33:28,395 Come on, you can do it. Come on. 1233 01:33:28,847 --> 01:33:30,644 Come on, Grimble. 1234 01:33:30,687 --> 01:33:32,757 Jimmy! Pass it to me! 1235 01:33:32,807 --> 01:33:35,367 - Get it over! - Go on, Jimmy! 1236 01:33:37,207 --> 01:33:39,562 Go! Go! Go! 1237 01:33:39,607 --> 01:33:42,280 - Go on, Jimmy. - (Burley) Cross it! 1238 01:33:47,007 --> 01:33:48,998 Jimmy! 1239 01:33:51,927 --> 01:33:53,679 Pass it! 1240 01:33:56,527 --> 01:33:59,599 - On me head! - (Burley) Give it to Gordon! 1241 01:34:00,087 --> 01:34:03,079 - Yes! - Go on, give it to bloody Gordon! 1242 01:34:04,327 --> 01:34:06,682 And I thought "Yeah... 1243 01:34:06,727 --> 01:34:08,080 ... why not?" 1244 01:34:22,447 --> 01:34:24,915 Goal! 1245 01:34:24,967 --> 01:34:27,162 (public address) An amazing last-minute third goal... 1246 01:34:27,207 --> 01:34:29,641 ...that takes Greenock into the lead. 1247 01:34:29,687 --> 01:34:31,837 - That surely must be... - (full-time whistle) 1248 01:34:31,887 --> 01:34:36,881 Yes, that's the final whistle: Greenock 3 Huntingdon 2. 1249 01:34:36,927 --> 01:34:38,918 (cheering) 1250 01:34:46,087 --> 01:34:48,078 Yes! 1251 01:34:49,567 --> 01:34:51,558 Yes! 1252 01:35:00,807 --> 01:35:04,038 (crowd chant) Greenock! Greenock! 1253 01:35:06,767 --> 01:35:10,157 Right here, right now 1254 01:35:10,207 --> 01:35:12,038 - - Jimmy! 1255 01:35:12,087 --> 01:35:13,884 1256 01:35:13,927 --> 01:35:20,997 Right here, right now 1257 01:35:21,047 --> 01:35:24,722 - - (music echoes and fades out) 1258 01:35:25,887 --> 01:35:30,005 - Listen. That bloke over there... - Well played, Greenock! 1259 01:35:30,487 --> 01:35:32,478 I'm really proud of you. 1260 01:35:33,127 --> 01:35:35,322 I love you, Mum. 1261 01:35:35,367 --> 01:35:37,358 I love you. 1262 01:35:37,727 --> 01:35:39,718 Come here. 1263 01:35:40,127 --> 01:35:42,118 (cheering) 1264 01:35:42,807 --> 01:35:45,002 (cheering drowns speech) 1265 01:35:46,767 --> 01:35:48,917 Er, Jimmy. 1266 01:35:48,967 --> 01:35:52,960 Now, look, I'm afraid there's only one place on the programme this season... 1267 01:35:53,007 --> 01:35:54,281 ...so, er... 1268 01:35:55,927 --> 01:35:58,487 Jimmy, how would you like to join Man United? 1269 01:35:58,527 --> 01:36:00,643 What?! Him? 1270 01:36:00,687 --> 01:36:03,281 That's very nice of you, but... 1271 01:36:03,327 --> 01:36:06,160 ...Mr Wirral's just told me I've got a better offer. 1272 01:36:06,207 --> 01:36:08,846 What can be better than Man United, son? 1273 01:36:08,887 --> 01:36:10,764 Man City. 1274 01:36:11,927 --> 01:36:16,205 (Gorgeous) Dad, Dad! Please, Dad, sort it out. Offer him something. 1275 01:36:16,247 --> 01:36:18,363 Dad? 1276 01:36:18,407 --> 01:36:20,602 Hang on, hang on! What about my lad? 1277 01:36:20,647 --> 01:36:24,401 What? No, no. If I can't have him, I'm having that goalie. He's quite handy. 1278 01:36:24,447 --> 01:36:25,846 Here... 1279 01:36:26,607 --> 01:36:28,598 Jimmy Grimble! 1280 01:36:30,927 --> 01:36:34,283 - (Burley) You're making a big mistake. - Dad? Dad... 1281 01:36:37,007 --> 01:36:40,397 I see you don't mind kissing some people. 1282 01:36:40,727 --> 01:36:43,560 - Suppose I can kiss you if you want. - I don't want. 1283 01:36:44,247 --> 01:36:46,317 - No? - No. 1284 01:36:47,807 --> 01:36:49,399 I do. 1285 01:36:52,967 --> 01:36:55,845 So there we are. We've won, I've got the girl... 1286 01:36:55,887 --> 01:36:58,276 ... and a new dad, all in one day. 1287 01:36:58,727 --> 01:37:01,321 And that sort of thing, well... 1288 01:37:01,367 --> 01:37:04,120 ... it only happens in fairy tales, don't it? 1289 01:37:04,167 --> 01:37:05,919 And Mr Wirral? 1290 01:37:05,967 --> 01:37:08,322 I think we taught each other something: 1291 01:37:08,367 --> 01:37:11,165 ... there is more to life than football. 1292 01:37:11,367 --> 01:37:13,358 Just kidding. 1293 01:37:13,687 --> 01:37:15,678 Sir? 1294 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:20,877 MUSIC ...to spend a little lifetime sitting in the gutter? 1295 01:37:21,647 --> 01:37:25,117 1296 01:37:27,007 --> 01:37:30,716 1297 01:37:30,767 --> 01:37:34,123 1298 01:37:34,447 --> 01:37:37,757 1299 01:37:37,807 --> 01:37:40,082 - (crowd cheers) - 1300 01:37:40,127 --> 01:37:43,403 1301 01:37:43,447 --> 01:37:46,678 1302 01:38:05,007 --> 01:38:08,238 (Contempo: Stronger) 1303 01:38:08,287 --> 01:38:11,199 1304 01:38:11,367 --> 01:38:14,359 1305 01:38:14,607 --> 01:38:17,963 1306 01:38:18,007 --> 01:38:21,363 1307 01:38:21,407 --> 01:38:24,160 1308 01:38:24,407 --> 01:38:27,479 1309 01:38:27,887 --> 01:38:35,805 they've been dragging us down, too 1310 01:38:37,087 --> 01:38:40,523 1311 01:38:40,567 --> 01:38:43,365 1312 01:38:43,487 --> 01:38:46,604 1313 01:38:46,647 --> 01:38:49,844 1314 01:38:49,887 --> 01:38:54,677 1315 01:38:55,807 --> 01:38:58,162 1316 01:38:58,927 --> 01:39:01,885 1317 01:39:01,927 --> 01:39:05,636 1318 01:39:05,687 --> 01:39:08,360 1319 01:39:08,407 --> 01:39:11,479 1320 01:39:11,527 --> 01:39:15,076 1321 01:39:18,407 --> 01:39:21,638 1322 01:39:21,687 --> 01:39:24,724 1323 01:39:24,767 --> 01:39:28,077 1324 01:39:28,127 --> 01:39:31,119 keep you from me 1325 01:39:31,167 --> 01:39:36,116 1326 01:39:37,127 --> 01:39:39,402 1327 01:39:40,207 --> 01:39:43,085 1328 01:39:43,127 --> 01:39:46,961 1329 01:39:47,007 --> 01:39:49,680 1330 01:39:49,727 --> 01:39:52,321 1331 01:39:52,367 --> 01:39:56,485 1332 01:39:59,167 --> 01:40:02,239 1333 01:40:02,287 --> 01:40:05,359 1334 01:40:05,607 --> 01:40:09,202 1335 01:40:10,807 --> 01:40:14,083 1336 01:40:14,127 --> 01:40:17,244 1337 01:40:17,287 --> 01:40:20,438 1338 01:40:20,487 --> 01:40:24,366 1339 01:40:24,407 --> 01:40:25,601 1340 01:40:25,647 --> 01:40:31,836 1341 01:40:32,647 --> 01:40:35,002 1342 01:40:35,767 --> 01:40:38,600 1343 01:40:38,647 --> 01:40:42,526 1344 01:40:42,567 --> 01:40:45,240 1345 01:40:45,287 --> 01:40:47,755 1346 01:40:47,807 --> 01:40:51,800 1347 01:40:51,847 --> 01:40:54,725 1348 01:40:54,767 --> 01:40:57,839 1349 01:40:57,887 --> 01:41:01,084 1350 01:41:01,127 --> 01:41:04,244 1351 01:41:04,287 --> 01:41:07,404 1352 01:41:07,447 --> 01:41:10,598 stronger...